Well, that was a hell of a day.
I nearly got killed by a falling gargoyle, the Wanderer actually got killed by a well-meaning monk, then we got rescued by the USS Normandie, our new home.
I've been assigned Chief of Intelligence. I then made it all the way back to my quarters before being jumped by a femme fatale, who just happened to be a bloody cadet under my command. She tried to drug me and sleep with me to get my story out of me, which, fair play to her, shows amazing initiative from a cadet. It's also, you know, absolutely insane, but I'm almost willing to put that down to naivety and inexperience. We'll see how she polishes up with her clothes on.
God, I'm tired. There's a lot to take care of but it can wait till the morning. Computer, end recording. And activate the simulated malfunction on Konev's camera, she's had enough of a show.